All of this forever. Thank you for putting it so eloquently.

Signed,
A Chick Who Once Totally Caught Feelings For A Semi-Famous Band Dude Over Texts And Dick But Is Now Older And Subjecively Wiser » 1/08/15 5:41pm 1/08/15 5:41pm

I quit drinking the day I woke up and my face was all puffy and squinty. "I have to stop drinking; I look like Renee Zellweger!" I wailed. Or I looked how she used to look.

On the left is a picture of me from 2004. On the right is me in 2014. Plastic surgery? Nope. I gave up the bottle. Oh, and "I'm living such… » 10/28/14 9:12pm 10/28/14 9:12pm

Shades of Mepham football camp, anyone?

Another football team. Ever notice it's not the closeted gay theater kids who are shoving things up each other's asses? » 10/08/14 5:48pm 10/08/14 5:48pm

Alex Stupak and his wife Lauren Resler can charge that much for tacos because they are the best tacos in all of NYC. FWIW they spent a good amount of time in Oaxaca actually learning the ins and outs of mole, salsas, and techniques. Don't even get me started on Lauren's snickerdoodles made with Mexican cinnamon. … » 8/07/14 12:00am 8/07/14 12:00am

THAT is a good prank. Lighthearted, not overly thought out or complicated, truly benign, no one got hurt, and the "victim" took it extremely well (as he should have). » 6/11/14 3:10pm 6/11/14 3:10pm

I met Taye Diggs a bunch of times when he was in RENT on Broadway. Nicest. Celeb. Ever. He never left the theater until everyone who wanted an autograph go one, everyone who wanted a picture got one, and anyone who had a question was addressed. So the fact that he is a generous Twitter follower doesn't surprise me. » 6/06/14 1:58pm 6/06/14 1:58pm