My answer is to get rip-roaring stoned and LOL all day. »
I quit drinking the day I woke up and my face was all puffy and squinty. "I have to stop drinking; I look like Renee Zellweger!" I wailed. Or I looked how she used to look.
On the left is a picture of me from 2004. On the right is me in 2014. Plastic surgery? Nope. I gave up the bottle. Oh, and "I'm living such a happy… »
Shades of Mepham football camp, anyone?
Another football team. Ever notice it's not the closeted gay theater kids who are shoving things up each other's asses? »
Alex Stupak and his wife Lauren Resler can charge that much for tacos because they are the best tacos in all of NYC. FWIW they spent a good amount of time in Oaxaca actually learning the ins and outs of mole, salsas, and techniques. Don't even get me started on Lauren's snickerdoodles made with Mexican cinnamon. You… »
Did Mady try to *punch her mother in the face* at the 0:55 mark in the first clip?
If so, she is my favorite person in the whole wide world. »
Wonder what frat he'll pledge. Looks like a TKE to me. (If you can't go Greek, go TKE!) He looks like a walking date rape bomb. »
THAT is a good prank. Lighthearted, not overly thought out or complicated, truly benign, no one got hurt, and the "victim" took it extremely well (as he should have). »
Your last line made me spit Diet Coke across the room, I'm a terrible person, and I have my hand basket all ready for when I kick it. »
I met Taye Diggs a bunch of times when he was in RENT on Broadway. Nicest. Celeb. Ever. He never left the theater until everyone who wanted an autograph go one, everyone who wanted a picture got one, and anyone who had a question was addressed. So the fact that he is a generous Twitter follower doesn't surprise me. »
Oh dear god, that pic should have come with a warning. Filed under "Things I Can't Unsee." I feel like my eyes were just raped. »